1. past-gone:

    If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

    (via windwhispersmaryx)

     
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  4. katbot:

    Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

    Me: image

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

     
  5. guiltyhipster:

    The joke’s on both of you

    You end up dating each other 

    (Source: africant, via dopestorysamm)

     
  6. forever-nirvana:

    littlemiss-music couldn’t find too many sorry. 

     
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  10. "Make it a rule never to give a child a book you would not read yourself."
    — George Bernard Shaw (via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

    (Source: observando, via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

     

  11. dirtsbag:

    do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

    (via dumblewhore)

     
  12. 4ristocats:

    Holy shit

     
  13. (Source: derpycats, via y-xndere)

     

  14. "Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule, but love people who never look at their schedule when you need them."
    — Unknown   (via coyotegold)

    (Source: plainboy, via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

     
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